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[burnunit]

top grossing movies this weekend

1. Dawn of the Dead
2. The Passion of the Christ

Ha! This stuff practically writes itself.

First, it was the Crucifixion. Now He's back, and He's bringing some FRIENDS!

You can't keep a good man down!

You gave your heart to Jesus. But leave your brains for US! rrrarrrrr!

Eat his body, drink his blood. Leave the rest for THEM!! (again, rrrrraaaaarrrrr!)

Hoc est corpus meum. Hoc cerebrum meum est!

no wait, wait, I got it

JUST IN TIME FOR EASTER!



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this stuff kills me, just KILLS me!