The Saga CONTINUES!
Apr. 23rd, 2009 10:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
burnunitOn Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 8:21 AM, [redacted sales guy] wrote:
We attract customers that are truly interested in purchasing quality [redacted product], not bargain basement shoppers like yourself. Save the suit, your probably much more comfortable working from moms basement in your pajamas.
Good day and I hope all works out for you.
Best,
[redacted sales guy]
my response
Dearest [redacted sales guy]
Oh, no no surely I have given you the wrong idea! Our office is on the ground floor, and when you are next in the Twin Cities, do come by for the tour. We shall have butternut squash and bacon canapes (my own recipe). And I make a lovely Aviation cocktail which I'm told inspires many to feats of the most grandiose entrepreneurship and unparalleled client service. I'll introduce you to the wife and kids and you can even examine our data center.
And my dear mother, bless her soul, is hundreds of miles away pining for her grandchildren. It was certainly a difficult time in our lives, living under her roof those many years ago. She loathed our noisy dog and stifled her anxieties for my pride's sake while we sought to get back on our feet. What a strong and vigorous woman. Do you know that she is already 71? Seventy-one! I will tell her you asked after her, she'll be so pleased.
The dog, of course, had to be put down.
Warm regards,
Jon
We attract customers that are truly interested in purchasing quality [redacted product], not bargain basement shoppers like yourself. Save the suit, your probably much more comfortable working from moms basement in your pajamas.
Good day and I hope all works out for you.
Best,
[redacted sales guy]
my response
Dearest [redacted sales guy]
Oh, no no surely I have given you the wrong idea! Our office is on the ground floor, and when you are next in the Twin Cities, do come by for the tour. We shall have butternut squash and bacon canapes (my own recipe). And I make a lovely Aviation cocktail which I'm told inspires many to feats of the most grandiose entrepreneurship and unparalleled client service. I'll introduce you to the wife and kids and you can even examine our data center.
And my dear mother, bless her soul, is hundreds of miles away pining for her grandchildren. It was certainly a difficult time in our lives, living under her roof those many years ago. She loathed our noisy dog and stifled her anxieties for my pride's sake while we sought to get back on our feet. What a strong and vigorous woman. Do you know that she is already 71? Seventy-one! I will tell her you asked after her, she'll be so pleased.
The dog, of course, had to be put down.
Warm regards,
Jon
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Date: 2009-04-23 04:30 pm (UTC)If there was ever a customer service fail...
You should copy the whole mess and send it to his/her boss.
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Date: 2009-04-23 04:05 pm (UTC)"The dog, of course, had to be put down"
Well played sir, very very well played.
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Date: 2009-04-23 04:11 pm (UTC)These emails are making my mornings very entertaining!
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Date: 2009-04-23 04:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-04-23 06:06 pm (UTC)Also, you're awesome.
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Date: 2009-04-23 08:13 pm (UTC)Also, perhaps it's time to stop [redacting] so that everyone you know can begin requesting quotes!!
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Date: 2009-04-23 09:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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