Not all these rednecks have three names!

[burnunit]

Sign of the sickness:

When the first emotion you feel is a kind of excitement, the first words out of your mouth on seeing a news item are "yeeeehaaaaw!" and then you instantly regret the words.

Not because you're embarrassed to be excited about a would-be assassin's freedom.

But because you didn't immediately mutter the more accurate It was a bum rap! My penis made me do it!

Comments

Where's Artie Bremer? Is Artie Bremer Here?

[mrs-lovett.livejournal.com]

I've gotta say I pretty disappointed. Oh and just FYI he's whistling "The Ballad of Booth" when he enters.