attack ads
Nov. 7th, 2006 02:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
burnunitAfter this dreary midterm political season, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mrs_lovett and I have decided to go into the attack ad business. Actually, we do joke about how insane the ads are. it's the only way to lighten my heavy heart.
Michelle Bachmann wants to kill the elderly with depleted uranium slugs manufactured under sweatshop conditions by Cuban refugees.
Patty Wetterling personally oversaw the harvest of aborted fetuses to feed them to Canadian drug manufacturers, most of whom are dying of AIDS.
Mike Hatch will take your property away to build housing for illegal immigrants. The proceeds will fund his efforts to outlaw private industry in Minnesota.
Tim Pawlenty wears a ram's head while he performs black mass on the bodies of virgin school teachers.
These are nothing, a mere trifle, barely even amusing. I bet If you think, for even a few moments, you can come up with some really funny ones. Try it today. We'll take your contributions in the comments below, make a poll, vote, and the winner will get a prize or something. Like a used copy of "The Medium is the Massage" or something.
Updates/more inspiration:
Tim Pawlenty wants to feed rendered pork anus to school kids.
Keith Ellison robbed a liquor store with a car he stole from an elderly Jewish couple.
Witnesses saw Mike Hatch killing God.
Michelle Bachmann will send your sons and daughters to a hot middle eastern abattoir where they will be transformed into hardened torturebots.
That one is actually true.
mrs_lovett and I have decided to go into the attack ad business. Actually, we do joke about how insane the ads are. it's the only way to lighten my heavy heart. Michelle Bachmann wants to kill the elderly with depleted uranium slugs manufactured under sweatshop conditions by Cuban refugees.
Patty Wetterling personally oversaw the harvest of aborted fetuses to feed them to Canadian drug manufacturers, most of whom are dying of AIDS.
Mike Hatch will take your property away to build housing for illegal immigrants. The proceeds will fund his efforts to outlaw private industry in Minnesota.
Tim Pawlenty wears a ram's head while he performs black mass on the bodies of virgin school teachers.
These are nothing, a mere trifle, barely even amusing. I bet If you think, for even a few moments, you can come up with some really funny ones. Try it today. We'll take your contributions in the comments below, make a poll, vote, and the winner will get a prize or something. Like a used copy of "The Medium is the Massage" or something.
Updates/more inspiration:
Tim Pawlenty wants to feed rendered pork anus to school kids.
Keith Ellison robbed a liquor store with a car he stole from an elderly Jewish couple.
Witnesses saw Mike Hatch killing God.
Michelle Bachmann will send your sons and daughters to a hot middle eastern abattoir where they will be transformed into hardened torturebots.
That one is actually true.