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[burnunit]

I don't like people who laugh at their own jokes unless they're really funny.

Comments

[gunn.livejournal.com]

Aw. I like it when people are laughing so hard at the joke they're going to tell, that they can barely get the joke out.

[burnunit.livejournal.com]

yeah, well, if it's funny, that's awesome. but ... if it's not? u.g.h.

[unclebastard.livejournal.com]

I only laugh when it's a really terrible joke.

Sharon and I are driving past the bar "Drink." They have a "help wanted" sign in the window.

Me: Hey, do you want to work at Drink? (pause) Or would you rather drink at work?

laugh, laugh, laugh

[burnunit.livejournal.com]

but. but. I think that's funny.