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BY the way... I don't know if I said this, but, looks like we're having a boy. His name shall be Henry Stark Olsen. He is a violent little cuss, pressing upon his mother's insides with vigor and great strength, meaning he has earned the "stark" appellation. He is still due in the vicinity of June 26/27 and everything is healthy. Also, Leann has been passing all her tests (glucose for gestational diabetes, various tests of size and heart function, feats of strength, etc) with flying colors and we are now well into the final "trimester" (a word I have grown to loathe with the fury of a thousand viking ancestors). I pray for health each day, and each day I grow fatter. Fat which unlike Leann, I will not lose a significant percentage of all at once. However the trade offs for this seem to favor me, as I will not have to pass an Olsen-genetics-enhanced head through any part of my lower body.

IN any case, we are sure dang excited. I look forward to my first paid parental leave, if nothing else (and believe me there is plenty else).

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Unrelated: You spell your name jon correct? There is a John Olson who wrote to argue against a proposed teacher licensing modification, and I though it would be funny if you are I were both part of the 27 people who cared about this rule!