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[burnunit]

Oh my gawd, I'm so excited they executed Saddam! Did you see the news out of Baghdad this morning? There's spontaneous parades and children are giving flowers to soldiers and women are wearing miniskirts and tube tops! There's already plans for a McDonald's and a Wal-Mart and I hear they've built some Starbucks in the Green Zone even. A bunch of girl scouts is already breaking cookie sales records in Fallujah and I hear gas prices are a buck twenty a gallon from Mosul to Tikrit. Every house has electricity and the water is clean and plentiful. The Unified Sunni and Shiite Joy Committee is planning a big surprise party for the Kurds, to make up for all the negative history.

To celebrate, Israel is taking down the wall.

Mission. Accomplished.