From Twitter

• 09:40 Experiencing series of intense megastretches this morning. Like you stretch & feel as though you're being pulled into another dimension? #
• 09:42 @fred_beecher but at a quantum level the time is different already anyway. You cannot step in the same river once. #
• 18:47 Plastic urinal thing says Please Flush. But it's an auto flush. Is it an imprecation? Or invocation?A prayer to the autoflush daemon? #
• 19:13 @leanno awesome. Can you move down or does that send the wrong message? #
• 20:14 @davegonzalez uh...yours? LOL! #
• 20:17 @sfour at first I thought you said "free distort, your cursor should be upside down." actually, that Would be special wouldn't it? #

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