Paging Dr. Freud, you dropped your banana!

Writing my thesis today, I wrote the misspelled word "Crucifiction."

I'm sure this will appeal to various and sundries among you who like to "shock" us "blinkered Christians" with "gotchas" and so on. It's a helluva portmanteau, I'll grant that. I will point out that the crucifixion of a Jewish rabble rouser named Jesus actually has not-bad historical evidence in the writings of one of the Roman historians or somesuch.