Baby Name Thursday!

This is a poll of baby names. We have already made the decision, so you probably won't affect it one tiny little bit. The debates about names have been going on for literally 13 years (we started the debate in late January of 1994, 8 years 10 months before we had an actual child, 27 months before we were married, 11 months before we were even engaged!) Furthermore, the actual names we've picked are in the list below. The rest are all just red herrings, some made up whole cloth, some of them randomly assembled from the component names on "the Big List." I am, at great personal risk to my ego, inviting Teh Intarweb to consider, vote on, and even comment on the variations. So, know that if you choose to insult or inveigh against any of these, you could be attacking a real name that in six months will be on the birth certificate of a real person. I have left out Maraya, Twinkle, and Qbert. Sorry, Eleanor. Some folks in the know, already know. We'll let on soon enough.
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