once again dinosaur comics kicks ass

no man, "the pete best of catchphrases" is probably the pete best of catchphrases!

here's a fucking meme for you, fuckers

1. Tell me one reason you like to argue with me:

2. Tell me one reason you think you have to contradict everything I say:

3. Do you think you have had more life experiences than me?
if yes, explain why:

4. Do you have the perception that my interests are more about
a) theory?
b) reality?
c) something else?
if c, explain:

5. Do you think your life experiences invalidate what I have to say to you?
if yes, explain why:

6. In your own words, define solipsism:

7. If we did it, and either your gender or a miracle of science made it possible for you to bear my offspring (i.e. this question may be answered by persons of either gender), would we be more likely to argue about:
a) keeping the kid?
b) what we'd name it?
state your position for a OR b:

8. Do you think if I pose a question I should already have an answer in mind?

9. Do you ask a lot of questions where you already know the answer?

10. Are you asking my opinion because you actually want it or because you're out of ideas and you need something you're going to automatically contradict?

We'll call it the "10 Question Woah, That Got Bitter Pretty Fast, Don't You Think?" Meme!