as americans it's our responsibility to clean up the president's mess

(if the deep link to the pic doesn't work: Doonesbury today)
ouch.

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dude! animal collective at RockRockRock on 4/28. if I can, I sure wanna go. they're crazycool.

http://www.paw-tracks.com/

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fuck you. no, you. fuck you fuck you fuck you. this is not a message. fuck you for not eating the apple, for falling off the log, for spiking the coffee and spilling kerosene on the bridges. then fuck you slantways for the color of tomorrow, the tiny featherless birds squashed on the sidewalks. fuck you for the city of Annandale and the Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner. fuck you for the stop lights, for parking tickets and acacia pods. fuck you the broadside of a barn. fuck you for the losses for the breakups the badly mangled sentences the shortfall of fresh roasted coffee the high cost of bolts of cloth. fuck you for speech, for winks, for hand signals. for perfect breasts inside well-fitted sweaters, closing bus stops, great neckties, women jogging, dogs smiling and all your god damned sunshine. crumble all the little things that are good and just make a mess out of my nice tablecloths why don't you? take advantage of my libido, make my logins malfunction and change all the combos on the storage shed. lose my keys, drop my favorite glass figurine and piss away the best of my daily vitamin intake. confuse me with my brother. eat the food I marked "save" from the fridge. rearrange my plants. fuck you for teh and their they're and LOL. Fuck you especially for A, S, A and P. drop my name from your siteranking, litter your equations with my vital statistics, lie about me to your priest. fuck you for splitting the difference. fuck you for my failures and my indifference and my little white lies and the four or five missed bill payments. aw who can sustain this? but if not us, who? if not now, when? I like my sins. I hate my sins. I want to collect blasphemies, the market for them is going bullish any day now. I want sweet talk, I just want things to be fucking nice. do not forget this, though it doesn't apply to you.