WAIT JUST A FUCKING MINUTE HERE

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HOW COULD I BE SO FUCKING BLIND?!!!! WE ALL FUCKING MISSED IT!

choice quotes cognitive dissonance I've just been overlooking until now:

1. "See, all those exit polls put Kerry ahead in Ohio and Florida. But exit polls were WRONG."
http://news.google.com/news?q=exit+polls+were+wrong&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=nn&oi=newsr

different quote, same people crowing about it:

2. "Exit polls show that the people voted for Bush because of values."
http://news.google.com/news?q=exit+polls+show+the+people+voted+for+values&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=nn&oi=newsr


Dude, seriously. Dude, I've shown paranoia before, and maybe it's true now. But I'm a pretty smart person, and I like to examine the evidence of things. So I'm not ready to go all spooky and just flat out believe the exit polls were right and the machines were rigged. But that's just not logical. It. Just. Isn't.

Maybe I should be listening to Greg Palast a little closer.

Why do we have to disclaim the exit polls that show Kerry won, and accept the exit polls that show people voted for Bush because of values? it's a two-fer. We get to discredit liberal polls, and we get to claim that values won the election for Bush. Good values, bad liberals. Both proven by exit polls. Riiiiiight.

That's a big piece of cognitive dissonance. That's too big. That's fucking e-vote fixing, thank you Diebold, thank you Ohio...
http://www.gregpalast.com/

when I keep mumbling to myself "I'm not crazy I'm not crazy I'm not crazy"... I sound crazy.