burnunit: (Default)
  • 10:54 @leanno I would hate for you to be arrested for terrorizing a groundhog #
  • 14:24 This shoulder pain is getting me down #
  • 19:13 Teething pain dinner skipping no nap screamfest & epic freakout. The only known cure? 20 m of pure pharmaceutical grade Wiggles. #
  • 19:16 Also, bathtime #
  • 19:52 @theGonzalez A single cell from Brad Garett's scalp both caused And cured Italy's 17th century outbreaks of tarantism. #
  • 19:59 @bstiteler i had planned to scowl and disapprove of that. but it showed "mossy cottage" and "poor man's blessing" in succession. #
  • 20:00 Oh internet, I can't stay mad at you! #
  • 20:38 Well I hope the plans for Mpls are bigger than just keeping 57 cops! But the name check so early in the speech was nice. #
  • 20:41 @z3rr0 *bad* loans (epically bad, yes) not JUST "loans". Lending still has to happen, thank you William Jennings Bryan. Err...or...someone. #
  • 20:47 mobile.salon.com/news/feature/2009/02/25/koelbl/index.html Taliban tentacles strangling Pakistani frontier #
  • 20:59 Wait what? Hatchs name is on what now? #
  • 21:00 @z3rr0 well they do call us liberals. Door's open boys! Yeeee haaaawww!! #
  • 21:04 This Msnbc blue/red tracking bars is just absurd. It's purple! It's pegged out at the top! Just turn it the hell off! #
  • 22:19 iPhone's ducking auto correct ducking sucks #
  • 06:50 At our house this morning, we actually have Extra! Biscuits! Left from dinner ladt night. Two flavors. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (Default)

  • 20:03 Ohhh man, Harrison should go to the Bolts! mmm free agency #

Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (identify)
Hi livejournal. I'm behind, though not as behind as I could be. I miss being ahead. Or on time. That was a pretty good time. I think I'm going to do some music tonight. I think I should take star5's lead and do a thing a day. I'll do that tomorrow. (get it?) So, livejournal, How you doing?
burnunit: (Default)
  • 12:38 @leanno we have twelve years to plan so I'm up for it. I will need to lose a lot of weight. Or go as Fezzig. #
  • 14:57 Finally got the St Germaine. Stunningly sweet--cloying even! But I can see how using in proper doses... exquisite! #
  • 15:22 @RichardBlais so glad you're involved in casting for S6! Hope some Minnesotans represent this year. . . #
  • 15:23 @michaellorg did you tell them to stay off my goddamn lawn?!? #
  • 15:44 @michaellorg I'm not talking about your infernal metaphors man! My irises are dying! #
  • 18:08 @bstiteler is there a small but dignified role in it for me? I would like something that showcases my range. Also, my unimpeachable modesty. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (Default)
  • 16:25 @sfour tell your coworker the os9 trick appears to be working for getting files off that HD. Nothing else would even mount it. #
  • 20:53 @fred_beecher June? Is that you? #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (awe)
British clinical trials have dared to try to cure peanut allergies and have found some progress. The method was so crude—building up tolerance—that I'm very impressed at the audacity.

I hate the whole thing with nut allergies these days. I mean, I don't want people dying from something so simple and important to so many parts of the world.
burnunit: (Default)
  • 11:49 Thought of the a.m. "There's that pair of socks I've been looking for. No, that's one sock in front of a mirror." #
  • 11:52 @RichardBlais so it was on a slow boat from Puerto Rico I guess. Well...there's all that flying you're doing too #
  • 11:52 I owe my daughter for parking money #
  • 18:35 Just got a piece of plastic the size and shape of a cooked quinoa grain... out of my EYE. #
  • 21:17 @theGonzalez twilight princess? #
  • 22:06 Lapidus! Brilliant!! #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (madworkin)
Right now, me and my boss are sort of the only two people at our company who really have our heads wrapped around this crazy new marketing solution we're going to deploy. Me more from the geeky technocrat side and him from the let's-drive-shit-to-the-bottom-line side. Obviously that's going to change as we push the rest of the knowledge base into the company. But for now it's a cool feeling. Like we accidentally scheduled simultaneous redundant meetings with two different teams about a project. And I mistook the meetings (about the same subject) for the same meeting. Like maybe the original scheduler had sent out two notices--which happens to me all the time.

Well I'm halfway thru the first meeting when I go, "Woah these calendar items are two different meetings and I'm supposed to be at both of them. I hope we're not being redundant."

Afterward I finally got hold of my boss and I was about to be all apologetic because the right hand didn't know what the left hand was doing, when he said "I was just going through the steps of this campaign on the powerpoint slide I sent you, and we're going to operationalize that plan. The team was talking about what we needed to do to make the lists happen after this event."

I said, "Great, because I just used the powerpoint you sent me to talk about the campaign with these two other people and to tell them what content we need for me to build it out and integrate with your lists."

So ... I didn't need to be on the call with my boss because I was already in synch with what he was planning to do. And we knew what the scope of capabilities was because we both understood what was actually going to happen once these snips of content are woven together with the lists the other team is working on solidifying. So what started out as a redundant meeting actually wound up saving time because of this alignment. Daaamn.
burnunit: (Default)


Update: As Glenn Greenwald points out, the whole "$70/hour" thing is completely misrepresented. GM and other auto employees are not PAID seventy bucks an hour, that's the total cost per worker. The "journalist" then compares that total cost to the average base salary of a midwest employee, which is around $27/hour. And attempts to spin it as a $70 vs. $27 argument, which the auto workers must "give up" as a "concession" in this situation.

This is not an accurate comparison. Argue if you feel like autoworkers are overpaid, fine. But don't you dare use total cost vs. base salary to do it.
burnunit: (Default)
  • 11:31 The William shatner reading+oratorio of Exodus (with the Arkansas Symphony) is AMAzIng. #
  • 18:23 Course, we only bought as much house as we needed (maybe less) #
  • 21:13 Resurrection challenge?!? #
  • 21:21 JTTEOTN:MN players would know the vertigonous madness chefs must feel from this crazy play-in. Results were mixed for our players too, btw. #
  • 21:26 @RichardBlais hey Blais that reminds me: did they ship that car home from PR for you last year or was that just a display model? heh heh. #
  • 21:39 I want my Hootie but that was a critical error. I wouldn'tve known the steaming trick either, but She should have! Or not do that dish! #
  • 21:51 @MyrnaMinx oh em gee if only. If I did that in my yard right now it would be wine ...upon an ice cube #
  • 21:53 The lick and spank, right into the camera? Best top chef move evar! But it looks premature... #
  • 21:55 @michaellorg dude, weak: Abc.com streaming all 5 seasons crushes your pitiful Tivo. #
  • 21:59 Ohhh Fabio, I think you're done. Stefan too? No room for mistakes guys. Doh! Nice eye-roll-edit on Tom guys. #
  • 22:03 Show's integrity on the line here: Carla won IMHO, but they're reluctant to send Jeff home, and they said he has to Win. #
  • 22:14 Jeff, sorry you lost. But showing class and skills like that, you might have earned a chicken after all. #
  • 22:18 Carla, of course, your (new) trunk is probably FULL of chickens. #
  • 22:45 @bstiteler indeed. Her coq au vin bring all the boys to the yard. Uh. Also, a @richardblais reference, vis a vis chickens laying eggs. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (awe)
After three times of seeing this commercial in 30 second form, I was completely enraged. Then I found the NINE MINUTE version and the scales fell from my eyes.

burnunit: (Default)
  • 09:15 m.startribune.com/articles/190288237 lawyer here is a real piece of work. I blame the teacher (then the principal). But suspension? #
  • 09:16 @sfour Zombie attack. Or massive Zombie related layoffs? #
  • 11:10 @bstiteler dude what the fuck was all that fucking swearing about last nite?I mean...fuuuck. I hope you got it the fuck out of your system! #
  • 13:26 Work-caused distractions from other work stuff make jon something something #
  • 19:43 @sfour when you eventually get new iPhone, try square trade--got accident insurance from them; plus plan is < AppleCare. No fear bouncing #
  • 19:44 @RichardBlais it is awesome! #
  • 20:51 RT @sfour Digg is slowly becoming less and less like slashdot and more and more like 4chan . Bingo! #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (Default)
1. Downloading the new Matt & Kim album. So positive!
2. Both kids sleeping peacefully
3. New hard drive! Cheap!
4. 134 days to CONvergence 2009
5. Letter writing.
burnunit: (I am a business person)
They figured out that 404 pages are a great place for ads--eventually someone will see your ad--and they found the perfect ad to put there:






That's funny and smart. S M R T
burnunit: (Default)
  • 12:40 @windelina the people demand fraggles #
  • 12:55 I just made an absurd mess in the kitchen twitpic.com/1iwg7 steam is powerful #
  • 13:05 @leanno LONG (dumb) story. Btw you need to learn the @ thingy lest your legions of followers be confused who you're ...uh..."tweeting at" #
  • 13:29 Dang I shoulda put those salmon fillets out #
  • 16:04 @leanno That explains it! #
  • 17:10 Oh goodness I'm behind. It's only Monday! #
  • 17:30 Trash is out suns still up. Smells like...victory #
  • 17:53 Oh dear how long dyou spose this banana has been back there behind the seat? #
  • 17:56 A week ago it wouldve been frozen and a non issue. Today I ...need to...wash...my hand #
  • 22:29 1984 mac hyperdrive $2000, 10MB. 2009 wd external drive $99, 1TB. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (Default)

  • 16:09 Hulk write SMASHing email!! #

Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (Default)
  • 08:47 @michaellorg of course conferences use Twitter @w2e is a good example #
  • 15:13 My boy... And his yogurt goatee #
  • 15:43 @laa_bot what team are you guys? #
  • 15:55 @laa_bot oh eww #
  • 15:57 @sfour by which you mean both dry and sweet vermouth in equal measures? #
  • 15:58 @starfive uh. huh. Mmhmm. Yesss #
  • 20:13 @sfour I assumed rye I just meant did you mean perfect or "perfect" kwim? I like rittenhouse and sazerac. You got bitters too, yes? #
  • 20:16 Help follow #
  • 20:17 @burnunit that was stupid #
  • 20:40 @bstiteler that is exactly why I said that was stupid. Yours is just going to be the trickle that announces the flood. Aieeee #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (Default)
  • 14:52 I need a new hard drive. I think 1.5TB is a reasonable start. #
  • 15:03 @theGonzalez El Gordo del Nordo . My introduction would be a deep voice intoning "Soy... super-GRANDE!" over a jumping nortec beat #
  • 18:19 @michaellorg try using SCIENCE #
  • 19:07 First trip to Sauced. Woot! #
  • 21:29 Stilton, tomato, and *veal demi glace* oh my. Rightly dubbed "The Crackburger." Someone tell @RichardBlais , come visit MSP; we stand tall! #
  • 21:35 @laa_bot hey where are y'all trivi-ing? Might could help sometime this weekend. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (I am a business person)
I have a good life. But there are many things I wish I was better at
marketing automation — you need to learn about this
project management/ownership — not in the classical sense, in the very specific sense of using the professional services automation system we use at our company
sfdc integration - this goes to marketing automation
campaign creation and asset management —again, more marketing automation
microsite creation and integration — you guessed it, marketing automation!
hypersites development — i do this already, I just want to be a+ super mega at it


Some of these things didn't exist when I was going to college. For theater. And English.
Some of these things didn't even exist when I started grad school. in theology.

I wish these facts were enough to make me a renaissance man.
burnunit: (Default)
  • 11:07 Know how I can tell my mask wasn't on all nite? Dozing off in conference calls that's how! #
  • 11:11 @bstiteler hey gang look who's here. there's our pioneer. Hey chief, loud and clear: #
  • 12:24 Dudes AT&T cust. service is consistently the best I've ever seen. The bitchin about the iPhone being tied to a bad carrier holds no water. #
  • 12:28 I mean it's not even close. Just got a credit for $239 and they didn't have to do it. It was totally just being nice. #
  • 12:57 Ahh B-stack loves me, when no one else can. . . #
  • 15:40 @RichardBlais a whole wild boar. In aspic. #
  • 20:22 There is a balm in gilead and wiggles is its name-o! #
  • 23:37 I'm thinkin about my doorbell #
  • 23:37 My baby's on the ground at last #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (Default)
  • 21:04 Hootie used to *model*?!? Awesome. Is there nothing this woman can't do? #
  • 21:10 Just on the basis of plating and descriptions this week they're taking risks and being creative, even in failures in the quickfire #
  • 21:12 Stefan drew marcus samuelsson. Talk about wheelhouse #
  • 21:16 @leanno I didn't! I won't, I promise. #
  • 21:19 He's lookin good. Gawd his voice sounds like Tom's. same cadence and timbre. No wonder. #
  • 21:24 This rivalry thing is real but Hoseas not as whiney as I thought; it looks friendly and just like "guy stuff." I hate producers sometimes #
  • 21:34 This lighting is way over the top. #
  • 21:36 Uh oh. No spoiler, just uh oh #
  • 21:42 I wish someone as great as that would say "I think I could die happy" after eating something *I* made. #
  • 21:57 Oh. Oh my. #
  • 22:20 Dont blow your nose whaaa? tinyurl.com/autsor #
  • 23:48 @LeXi321x hey I committed no spoilers. #
  • 07:50 Bumper sticker: i heart my Jesus. I wonder how he feels about mine? #
  • 11:07 Know how I can tell my mask wasn't on all nite? Dozing off in conference calls that's how! #
  • 11:11 @bstiteler hey gang look who's here. there's our pioneer. Hey chief, loud and clear: #
  • 12:24 Dudes AT&T cust. service is consistently the best I've ever seen. The bitchin about the iPhone being tied to a bad carrier holds no water. #
  • 12:28 I mean it's not even close. Just got a credit for $239 and they didn't have to do it. It was totally just being nice. #
  • 12:57 Ahh B-stack loves me, when no one else can. . . #
  • 15:40 @RichardBlais a whole wild boar. In aspic. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

Sign up

Feb. 11th, 2009 08:08 am
burnunit: (Default)
I joked recently that I should just start a personal newsletter. But now the computer on which I'm composing our "annual family letter" crashed—hard—and I don't know if I'll get the data back. So hey, why the heck not. We'll see where it goes. It might end up just being drink recipes and pictures of my kids (in that order).

I use mailchimp, which I highly recommend to individuals, artists/performers, or small business. You can subscribe below. This is it. Freeze rayEmail newsletter. Tell your friends.
BTW, the only required field (*) is your email.
/ /
Preferred format
Preferred format        
burnunit: (Default)
  • 07:52 Thank god airport-dropoff drivers aren't flying the planes. Near miss and/or crash would be the norm. #
  • 10:13 @inktea SCIENCE! #
  • 10:16 @bstiteler the far FAR greater crime is the movie's star. Lana? Nooooooooo!1!! #
  • 10:19 @RichardBlais when food becomes warm in your "sous vide" device I believe it is the anger of the spirits of the deceased! #
  • 10:25 @RichardBlais your "transglutaminase" appears to me as the spectral talons of a great firebird, squeezing many fleshes into one! #
  • 10:36 @bstiteler I first read "endowed chair held by s. hawking." Realized you must mean George. Or are really mad about 17th century almshouses. #
  • 15:26 E insists Google Earth showed her there's a hole in Africa. That has water in it. I assure her that's a "lake" but she just says it's a hole #
  • 17:26 @xoxua Ratzinger would have the balls for such madness. Just eight years before the 500th anniversary too. #
  • 17:42 @leanno go for it #
  • 17:46 @leanno aren't thou hungry for yon turkey leg and flagon of ye olde diet cola? #
  • 18:22 Just hit my head with trunk lid So Hard I am pretty much crying #
  • 18:30 Pot roast my almighty physician #
  • 23:25 @LeXi321x it'll be even more delicious tomorrow won't it? #
  • 23:28 The upper Midwest is home to many delicious bock beers. It is in this way we manifest our superior adaptation to the changing seasons. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (Default)
  • 08:07 Just saw the spitting image of Ethel, only Black. What Happened at that show?!? #
  • 08:32 Spoken word in the school this morning. @inktea, Mnmicro where you at? #
  • 13:12 @RichardBlais fwiw quinine is uv reactive. It's an edible start anyway. . . #
  • 00:32 And I'm spent #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (Default)
  • 12:50 Trying to poach fish in buerre monte. Isn't this hard enough without a broken thermometer? #
  • 21:04 As with joel/mike on MST3K, I have no opinion in the "changed host" debate over Blues Clues. #
  • 21:08 All right, enough of this Noggin stuff, gimme my "Sociopaths: Miami" #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (Default)
  • 11:05 @leanno that's levitation, homes #
  • 11:16 @LeXi321x sat morn now, so obviously WE don't go out anymore. 4 me it's the little kids. In 10 yrs I'll be a club hopping dynamo...at 46! #
  • 11:34 Happy birthday @bstiteler ! #
  • 11:35 @LeXi321x yes, well! Btw what's your kid's number again?!? :-p #
  • 00:09 If it's wrong to cheer for über meta-killer Dexter, I don't want to be right #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (Default)
  • 15:08 I do so enjoy an Advanced training session that's more rudimentary than the previous three "basic" courses. By at least a factor of five. #
  • 22:26 @fred_beecher for a sec there thought you said Thakura, ie me. I *too* express my displeasure with your mortal tools. Thakura has spoken. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
burnunit: (so much)
Eleanor (playing mariokart wii, using my license to race ghosts, taking my record to 28-15): Now I made you fifteen losers.

Me: It's okay.

Eleanor: It's not okay with me.
burnunit: (Default)
"There are two rewards you get from being on Top Chef. One is an egg. It’s a $100,000 egg. One chef gets it each season. The other is a chicken. And some of these chefs don’t realize that chickens make eggs."
--Richard Blais

Profile

burnunit: (Default)
burnunit

May 2009

S M T W T F S
      12
3 456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930
31      

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags