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[burnunit]

Oh my gawd, I'm so excited they executed Saddam! Did you see the news out of Baghdad this morning? There's spontaneous parades and children are giving flowers to soldiers and women are wearing miniskirts and tube tops! There's already plans for a McDonald's and a Wal-Mart and I hear they've built some Starbucks in the Green Zone even. A bunch of girl scouts is already breaking cookie sales records in Fallujah and I hear gas prices are a buck twenty a gallon from Mosul to Tikrit. Every house has electricity and the water is clean and plentiful. The Unified Sunni and Shiite Joy Committee is planning a big surprise party for the Kurds, to make up for all the negative history.

To celebrate, Israel is taking down the wall.

Mission. Accomplished.

Comments

[mrs-lovett.livejournal.com]

Better check your facts on the Girl Scout cookie story. They aren't allowed to start selling until "Go Day" in January.

[burnunit.livejournal.com]

They received special dispensation from the president, who has the executive power to call in the scouts, boy or girl, for special missions.

[dangerdhotrod.livejournal.com]

wow! i'm so dissapointed that i have been missing the culmination of our great country's democrification of the world! because that's why we are in iraq, right? because saddam was a bad man and we had to do something about it?

oh - did they find that saddam was actually concealing WMDs in his ass when he crapped his pants when his neck snapped?

i hate to bring up the whole WMD thing since it's NOT why we went to war with iraq and everything, but i was just curious.

[burnunit.livejournal.com]

Well, they kept telling us how "Saddam gassed his own people" so surely we'll hear something about his neck-snappin-crap and satellite imagery.

Aren't you excited for democrification? I heard Osama is going to surrender on the deck of the USS Ronald Reagan and then order all insurgents in Iraq to drop their arms and pick up bibles.