I love America

So the big ol Notre Dame protest is gearing up. As Hockey Zombie points out, "It would be just terrible if people filled out the petition with obscene fake names. Just terrible."

I personally know Holofernes Cockknocker (of the Indianapolis Cockknockers), Wispy McFuckindiana (Yoderville, IN), and Dick Shitdick (Goshen, IN) feel very strongly about this petition.