very inappropriate t shirt ideas

I've been sick for three days. Here's what my fevered brain has to say about my home state's recent law

For wearing into the clinic on that special day:
Abortion Kills (on the back: It Damn Well Better! or Let's Hope So!)
Well, Do YOU Want It?
I'd Be A Bad Mother
Buy It And I'll Go Home
I've Been Drinking
It's Hitler's Baby Anyway
I'll Keep It If You'll Raise It
Joseph Didn't Believe Me
I Got Pregnant But All I Want Is This Lousy T Shirt
Stem Cell Researchers Paid Me
HELLO MY NAME IS ROSEMARY