US has exit plan...

You need to read dadahead. Today's installment is particularly trenchant. What the hell is wrong with our country? It's like we just can't think of anyone else as having intelligence, foresight, acumen, or humanity. Particularly if they're a person of color. That goes double for Muslims. The crazy and unstable dictators who believe in a ultrareactioary religious agenda and run their banana republic like a cult and who might launch unprovoked attacks are ... us.

On a related note, and apropos of the title of this post, The Onion has opened up their archives! Huzzah! Some crazy dictators do right once in a while. Perhaps their ad revenues finally convinced them that people would not pay to see the archives and hoarding them is just stupid. The move enables me to do this: post a direct link to a funny story.