gonna be a thousandaire

today's million dollar idea: posable elves for weird and/or disturbing holiday yard displays. Picture a yard filled with light up plastic elves, clearly fresh from santa's village. but they have little rotators/joints in their limbs and you can pose them. a group of elves standing around chatting, holding tiny coffee mugs or martini glasses. casual elves! casuelves(tm)
a gaggle of elves lifting one of them up as if he had just scored the game winning touchdown. at the other end of the lawn, a group of elves hangs their heads. one of them is posed like he's kicking the dirt.
xmas elves in military formation, holding candy canes like guns. an elf in a napoleon hat riding a reindeer (rudolph of course) reared up on its hind legs stands in front of them.
an elf laying down, posing as if a nude, while another elf stands before an easel, painting him.
elves making out.
elves posed as if running a race, the lead elf stretching to snap the tape.
a gang of xmas elves beating a goblin or ...a kid! yeah, a sculpture of a little kid! one of the elves is holding something clearly labeled "NAUGHTY LIST" and they're beating on this little brat ... with candy canes.
all lit up from within by LEDs or whatever.

screen printer site version one

Launched a new site for Valley Screen Printing today. If you want t-shirts, decorated garments, or almost anything that strikes your fancy and you're looking for a Minnesota screen printer, you'll want to visit. Site improvements will be ongoing, of course. The content is thin, but I'm going to work them over for that. Oh, I haven't tested it for IEx.x/Windows so if someone sees bad code, I guess let me know.

*shout out to Danger: we'd like to move to Panaserve in 2 months

got it in one?

Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar
genius, with equal passion for the most
degrading aspects of humanity, as well as the
beauty & wonder of God and Heaven.


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