Who's the Subhead for Homeland Security?

here's a story about the 7 terrorist suspects
http://www.sltrib.com/2004/May/05272004/nation_w/170220.asp

heres a picture of one of the suspects:



Doesn't that look like some dude you'd see at CONvergence?
Hanging around the consuite with a bucket of chips and carmel corn balanced on his belly, telling you his theory why the Jedi have different colored light sabers; or screwing up the courage to hit on that busty corseted chick he's been following since cthulu coffee?


Think of the noise complaints there'd be in the North Tower when they start raiding the rooms.

Remember kids, if you suspect a fellow member is a terrorist, do not attempt to stop them! Get their badge number and call the Bridge immediately!

We're thru the looking glass here, people...