i know it's a deluded paranoiac conspiracy theory fantasia...

but recently a voice came to me in the night and said,
"They've already captured Osama bin Laden. The capture will be revealed on October 27th, just days before the election."

So that's what's essentially, fundamentally wrong with America:
I don't believe it, but I wouldn't put it past "them".

That's what's wrong with us:
we dare not admit the horrific,
but we've grown accustomed to the depths of human capacity for self service.