that's odd, I'm not standing on a cliff

[burnunit]

Why do I have vertigo? Am I dying?

Comments

[unclebastard.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you're trying to fool M. Poirot into believing that you could not possibly have taken the shortcut along the cliff wall.

[magicmarmot.livejournal.com]

Well, you get impetigo from your pets, so possibly it's your erts?

Or you may have forgotten to take your medication. Or perhaps an ear infection or sinus condition is messing with your sense of balance. Or perhaps you have a blood pressure incident.

[pied-piper70.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry...that was me...it was something I ate...just put your head between your knees, breathe slowly, count to ten, and don't mind the camera pointed at you...