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I have all this spam for hot sex sites-
current insane subject line: Pregnant sluts getting dirty
I have all this spam for hot sex pills-
current insane subject line: Leave Ur Small P-E-N-I-S at home
I have all this spam for investigating people-
current insane subject line: Secrets of fellow citizens
It all starts to blur together- of course the spam poetry thing has been done, so I'll spare that.
There's more of it every time I peek in the junk mail folder.
I had this disturbing idea that now that they're relegated to my junk mail folder, all my spam are cross breeding. I mean, all those giant penises are ravishing the various slutty grannys and ethnic shemales. What are they spawning?? I think they're setting up lives together, getting married and settling down. Getting Nigerian fortunes, buying houses, insurance, and software.
It's like all the spam emails interact together in a great American Dream orgy in my junk box: hot taboo sex with older or younger exotic women, sporting a mammoth erection that lasts forever, leading to a stable life of incredible insurance coverage and ridiculously low mortgage rates, spying on their neighbors, setting up their own family websites, all of it paid for by exiled royalty from a developing country.
Just like real life.
My spam is breeding Republicans.
current insane subject line: Pregnant sluts getting dirty
I have all this spam for hot sex pills-
current insane subject line: Leave Ur Small P-E-N-I-S at home
I have all this spam for investigating people-
current insane subject line: Secrets of fellow citizens
It all starts to blur together- of course the spam poetry thing has been done, so I'll spare that.
There's more of it every time I peek in the junk mail folder.
I had this disturbing idea that now that they're relegated to my junk mail folder, all my spam are cross breeding. I mean, all those giant penises are ravishing the various slutty grannys and ethnic shemales. What are they spawning?? I think they're setting up lives together, getting married and settling down. Getting Nigerian fortunes, buying houses, insurance, and software.
It's like all the spam emails interact together in a great American Dream orgy in my junk box: hot taboo sex with older or younger exotic women, sporting a mammoth erection that lasts forever, leading to a stable life of incredible insurance coverage and ridiculously low mortgage rates, spying on their neighbors, setting up their own family websites, all of it paid for by exiled royalty from a developing country.
Just like real life.
My spam is breeding Republicans.