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10:24 @davedujour single payer. Period. What's to argue about? Anyone else seeing this: I don't care WHAT Ayn Rand is beaming into your brains. #
11:40 @ShoelessFrancis aaaaaahhhhhh! Auuuuuughhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! #
11:42 I think I would prefer that I simply die instantly of massive hemmorhage from every orifice at once than have black widows in my pants. #
12:37 @leanno Why? it is not my fault spiders are horrifying vampire beasts spawned by God to test the faithful. #
19:03 @ShoelessFrancis we get a fair amount of brown recluses though. Lots of rattlesnakes in MN. Black widows manifest on the prairies in summer. #
19:08 @lexinatrix don't try to eat a VPN, there's not enough nutrients! #
19:19 Very accomplished stalling tonight #
19:19 It's like a stalling clinic being put on by two masters #
21:11 Timberwolves: next year any season ticket holder losing their job can be refunded the balance of their season ticket. pretty clever #
21:57 @bstiteler Paid. Besides if they're as bad next year there'd be negative value aggregated. If you lost your job they'd ask you to pay them! #

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