Pardon me, in the interest of accuracy, I shouldn't have said motherfuckers. There's no evidence whatsoever that they have fucked their own mothers, so I perhaps should have said race baiting (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Tancredo), neofascist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Sensenbrenner), porkified (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hal_Rogers), homophobic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Musgrave), earth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Stevens) raping (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Young) pederasts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Foley). Though to be fair, that last link is to someone who is no longer in office.

Nancy Pelosi is two heartbeats away from the presidency (and one of them hearts ain't too strong!). Oprah could order millions and millions of women to instantly form up into a powerful gyndroid army. It's a close race, I'd say.