I didn't realize it was so bad, I swear

Okay, I looked over the other ones of these crush stats, and everyone else had these ridiculously low stats (2%, 0.0%, blah blah blah). So I thought I'd put it to the test. Maybe I have a red hot libido. It makes sense, on account of I'm red hot. But what's mrs_lovett going to say?

burnunit's LiveJournal Secret Crush Stats The below statistics indicate what sorta crushes burnunit has on his LJ friends!

No Crush 50.0% Secret Crush 25.0% Public Crush 5.0% Ex-Crush 20.0%

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duck haiku from last night

the pond is drained
but just one duckling
proves he can fly


The smell of fall--
where did all these
grown ducks come from?


I'm sorry, ducks
we didn't bring bread--
only this laughing baby

the subject lines of my last four emails as a surrealist poem: fear and portents

perky boobs and sweet smelling lips
more Bush deception at the UN
orca fat ladies scream in pain big dick
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